When I was 18, I worked in a nursing home as a part time evening care assistant and one evening I responded to an alarm bell from a lady with dementia.
She was sitting on the toilet extremely agitated and confused with tears streaming down her face.
It was obvious she was in excruciating pain
Because she had a fully sized elephant poo wedged in her bottom.
|Shameless selfie ;)|
So just when you feel that Cancer has humiliated you enough, you spend well over an hour rummaging around in your own backside with a bottle of olive oil from the kitchen to assist with the proceedings.
|'You should consider yourself a hero'|